Scollop Butty

by Keith Burton

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released December 1, 2012

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Track Name: A Fly
I believe I'm a fly
Track Name: Go Nuts
Would you go nuts for me?!
Track Name: Friends
Friends, don't throw them away
Don't let your heart lead you astray
Track Name: Keith Burton and his Beef Curtain feat. Troubadours - Christmas at Rhubarb Bomb
It's Christmas at Rhubarb Bomb

Bomb Bomb Dicky Dicky Dee
Bomb Bomb Dicky Dicky Doo
Bomb Bomb Knacka Knacka Knee
Bomb Bomb Wacka Chacka Woo
Bomb Bomb Dicky Dicky Dee
Bomb Bomb Dicky Dicky Doo

It's Christmas at Rhubarb Bomb

I want a pig in a jacket made of pig and a Toblerone that's too big
And if I ask Santa for a bike, a Grifter is the one that I would like
I never want to see another sprout, I just don't see what they're about

For a pint at The Hop or a glass of mulled wine
New Year at The Inns with Auld Lang Syne
A wee little bot with an elf like hat is searching the streets like a Kirkgate rat
For a festive cheer and a ding-a-ling dong
It's Christmas at Rhubarb Bomb

There's Greg and Jarv and Rob Dee from Lofthouse Gate not Galilee
No gold or frankincense or Myrrh but 3 wise men I would concur
Putting a smile back in WF1, on Westgate Christmas has begun

There's a party on at Havercroft Rise where a girl with Wakey Donny eyes
Is hoping for a kiss in the mistletoe but the plantman knows where the plants wont grow
I'm ready for the last bus, 195, get me out of here whilst I'm alive
For a festive cheer and a ding-a-ling dong
It's Christmas at Rhubarb Bomb

Christmas spirit is across the nation, listen up people to our Christmas creation
In this city there's a funny decoration, 'Welcome to Wakefield' on the bridge near the station
The 25th and we've all got a thirst on, drinking port with my man Keith Burton
Too many drinks and we haven't got our shirt on
Stumblin' up Westgate we're gonna get a hurt on!

Greg's made dinner, the table looks dapper
Turkey spuds and sprouts for a Wakefield gangster
Rob Dee's beard makes him look like Santa
Troubadour boys with a Christmas cracker
Track Name: Denny and Price
One had a poo, the other a ukelele
Track Name: An Ode to Adi
Old Twat